[bum bum bum - video clicks on. There is SILENCE AND BLACKNESS for a few moments, and then an EXPLOSION OF BLUE that might have once been quite a few dehydrated something or others - trash, probably - tediously stacked on top of one another before it was, you know. Blown to bits for show. Guy has to make an entrance. From the rabble, MAN IN BLACK, ( Read more... )

Thesity, I am scandalized! [ More like scan-duel-ized ]

Someone told me that there are supposed supervillains here, but they're not following the rules! Or even worse, that there are no rules! How do you live? That's not how it works, and I would know! I've been in this business since I was ten! [ He's getting worked upAnd that's another ( Read more... )

[ THIS VIDEO HAS A ROOM. It is packed with all kinds of things! Like leather upholstery, and spikey furniture. It looks very... METAL. There is also a lot of machinery and stuff that probably could kill you on accident. But there is very obviously no person in the picture. None! ]

Um.

This is just a curiosity, because I have a [ he trails ( Read more... )

[ Megamind is on the camera! He's looking...just a little bit bashful. ONLY SLIGHTLY ]

Hello, citizens of Thesity! I have slowly come to the realization that the money on these [ Yes, there is a dramatic jutting of his arm out, and those dogtags from the porter are swinging in his fist. He might have etched giant laserbolts on the sides of his ( Read more... )

[ The little camera can baaarely pick up the eye that's pretty much taking up all of the screen, except for random instances when the lights in the background flash bright enough to make enough light. In the background, this is playing. ]

Oh isn't this exciting? There's a whole group of these blue men! A whole group!

[ Oh god he's so excited ( Read more... )

[ Someone might have programmed a brainbot to be his new communicator...and this might be on a lot of TVs. BUT HEROES ONLY HACK HEROICLY. Every now and then, there's a faint 'bowg bowg'. All you see at first is what looks like a stage. Did he really build a stage? Why yes, yes he did. They're obviously on the City equivalent of Times Square ( Read more... )

Hello Thesity! [ There’s a big, blue looming face in the camera. One with wide eyes, like he might have spent the past 5 minutes maybe screaming. ]

I was already informed by your machine that I’m supposed to be a hero. Well! I’m sure it was waiting just for me, and now here I am! You can close down now! Your savior is here!

[ He pulls ( Read more... )